Funny SMS in English

Funny SMS Jokes

Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes al things work, love makes all things beautiful , smile makes all day nice so always BRUSH UR TEETH

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What do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of women in heaven? A host of Angels. And all women in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH

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Friendship is a network that needs: no recharge! No roaming! No validity! No activation! No signal problems! Just don’t switch off your Heart

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I want to share everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS. Every single second of day. Let us START with your ATM Password first


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Court Order!! You are accused of crawling into my inbox & hijacking my Smile with your cute massages. You are sentenced to be MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE

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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... Sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain

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What happened to your network? I tried to call you, but the operator said: "Welcome to the jungle, the monkey you are trying to call is on the tree.... Please try later

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A good friend is like a computer; 'ENTER' your life, 'SAVE' you in ‘MY HEART’, 'FORMAT' your problems, 'SHIFT' you to opportunities & never 'DELETE' you from my memory

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Sorry for disturb you! Can you fax me your photo, its very urgent, serious matter has come up? Actually, we are playing a cards and I lost the JOKER

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We've known each other for quite a while no. Do you think we can be more than Friends? Will you be partner to rob a Bank

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Sincere Apology
If you don’t like any of my SMS or don’t like to read or if my messages disturb you, then please, don’t hesitate, feel free to Turn off your Computer

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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry, NO BRAIN found.

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If you read this, I'm SMART. If you save this, you agree that I’m SMART. If you forward this, you’re spreading that I’m SMART & if you don’t reply to this, you are jealous coz I'm SMART

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