Funny though real definitions

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Funny Though Real Definitions

School: A place where Papa pays and Son play

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either

Conference: The confusion of one person multiplied by the number present

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

Experience: The name persons give to their mistakes

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions

Philosopher: A fool who torments him/herself during life, to be wise after death

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