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| موضوع: Comparison between a man and a woman الأحد نوفمبر 15, 2009 4:13 am | |
| Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at al
l. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does
. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument |
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عدد المساهمات : 1241 تاريخ التسجيل : 06/09/2009 موطنك : سوري
| موضوع: رد: Comparison between a man and a woman الأحد نوفمبر 15, 2009 10:42 am | |
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| موضوع: رد: Comparison between a man and a woman الأحد نوفمبر 15, 2009 7:26 pm | |
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